Share 'Alex Merced Facts (Humor)'

Add you own wacky Alex Merced facts, kinda like Chuck Norris facts, but with Alex Merced. Here's a few from myself. - Some say the true source of Earths Gravity is Alex Merced larger than life head - The Earth doesn't revolve around the sun, the sun revolves around Alex Merced - Some say if you whistle into the wind Alex Merced will come riding on a panda with gummy bears